Close Your Mouth!
September 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Lily Allen is now video blogging and she needs to learn how to do that shit with her mouth closed! She’s eating her lunch while talking about boring shit and I swear I can practically see her food going down her throat. If I look close enough I can see her digesting it. That is not right.
Lily ends the video by saying she’s going to get a colonic and she’s a bit scares. Oh, it’s nothing. It’s the same thing as sticking a water pick up your ass. I mean, somebody told me that. Don’t ask me who. I forgot. Shut up.
Below are some pictures of Lily buying dishes in London yesterday. I know. You’re really going to need to take some heart medication after reading this shit Too much fucking excitement for one post.
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