ANTM: The Gold Fairy Of Crazy

It was makeover night on “America’s Next Top Not-Model” yesterday and the highlight of the episode had nothing to do with the chick’s reactions to their new shitty hair. It was all about Ty Ty, once again. The woman’s community-theater-worthy acting skills are flawless. Can we change the name of ANTM to “The Tyra Banks” show already? Wait. She already has that.

Ty Ty used the makeover episode to fulfill one of her 12-year-old fantasies of playing Snow White AND a fairy godmother. Seeing Ty Ty’s gold fairy godmother with shiny sperm-eyes was like watching The Wiz on a bad acid trip. I sat there and surrendered to her insanity. I’m convinced she based her fairy voice on one of the dozens of voices in her head.

This shit was so over-the-top campy that even John Waters thinks Ty Ty should pull it back a bit. There’s really no fucking point to her madness and that what makes this boring shit entertaining.

The only makeover that was slightly interesting was Elina’s. Ty Ty must hate the bitch, because they screwed her up. She went from looking like a bi-sexual with an unhealthy Shakespeare’s Sister obsession to looking like Carrot Top’s crotch. The ginge pube mop is not the look.

Below is the first part of the makeover with Ty Ty’s Snow White skit. It starts at the 2:00 mark. You know Mr. Jay was pissed he had to play the prince. He soooo wanted to be Snow White. Duh. Look at his hair.

Also, here’s the pics of my favorites. Isis needs to work on her tuck. I think I saw a little nut last night. Click here to see all the pics if you give an eff.