The Most Dangerous Man On The Internet

September 17, 2008 / Posted by:

McAfee, the Internet security company, has named Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the Internet. Not because searching for Brad may land you in the middle of a Brangaloonie chat room den, but because the bad people of the Internet use his name to lure you in and infect your computer.

Bitches searching for pictures, wallpapers or info on Brad have an 18% chance of getting their PC infected with a virus, spam crap, adware or spyware. McAfee said other dangerous names include Justin Timberlake, Beyonce and Heidi Montag. WTF?! Heidi Montag? Ok, if you’re searching for Heidi wallpapers, you deserve to get a virus. A really cruel virus! The kind of virus that will make fun of you for searching for Heidi wallpapers!

A spokeswhore for McAfee said: “Web surfers looking for celebrity gossip, screen savers and ringtones are often directed to fake Internet sites that look legitimate but pose a risk to the security of their computers.”

If searching for Brad pictures all day and all night kills your computer, then poor Jennifer Aniston must go through a couple of laptops a week!


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