The Incredible Shrinking 90210 Girls

September 17, 2008 / Posted by:

The producers and actors on “90210” are about to stage an intervention for two of the girls on the show, because they basically look like skeletons. Wait…hold up…did somebody say “Intervention“? It’s like I’m walking on sunshine! Okay, back to the important topic at hand.

A source told UsWeekly that Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup have lost tons of weight since joining the show. The source said: “I’ve never seen Jessica or Shenae eat.”

A weight-management expert guessed that Shenae is 5’3″ and weighs 90 pounds. They gussed Jessica is 5’8″ and weighs 100 to 105 pounds.

Producers and the boys of the cast want them to eat more and are about to sit them down for a little talk. Producers on TV shows care?! Since when? The producers are probably creaming their chonies that their girls made the cover of UsWeekly.

These two girls need to sit down and watch a few episodes of the old “Beverly Hills 90210.” I’m specifically talking about Gina Kinkaid (played by Vanessa Marcil) and Kelly Taylor. Gina was bulimic and Kelly was addicted to diet pills among other things. Do you remember when Kelly passed out in the bathroom of the Peach Pit? A cry for help! Jessica and Shenae need to watch this shit so they can learn from their predecessors.

And if that doesn’t work, sic Brenda Walsh on them.

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