Fishsticks Paltrow is so full of shit, I mean, tartar sauce. Fishy claims she just can’t diet! She tells Oprah, in an episode airing today, that she would rather work her bony ass out than keep track of what goes down her fish hole.
She said: “I just cannot diet. “I think maybe it’s the idea that you can’t have something … I just can’t do it. It’s worth it to me to do that extra exercise so I can eat what I want and not think about it.“
Fishy also said that she had trouble losing “the extra 20 pounds she gained” after giving birth to Moses. 20 pounds?! This bitch has made an art form out of annoying the fuck out of me.
I was under the impression that she only ate organic bird seed and grass reeds. It’s nice to know that when she wants a second helping of sun-dried artichoke leaves and butternut squash diarrhea, she just goes for it. Good for you, Fishy. Live it up!
Fishy is on Oprah today to promote her cooking show with Mario Batali. The two traveled through Spain eating shit. Well, he ate a bunch of stuff and she probably just nibbled on her flaxseed cracker.