CSI: The Doggy Doo Edition

September 17, 2008 / Posted by:

I guess dog caca is a big issue in the Israeli city of Petah Tikva, because owners have been asked to take their poochies to their vet, so that DNA samples can be collected and stores. Officials will use the doggy DNA samples to match abandonded dog poop found on the streets. Owners who don’t pick up their pet’s crap will face a fine.

Specially marked caca bins have also been sit up around the city. Owners who continually use bins will win things like doggy toys and food coupons. It’s like a poopy punch card.

If the program works out, the city will make it mandatory for all dog owners to provide them with DNA samples.

The city’s chief vet said: “My goal is to get the residents involved, and tell them that together, we can make our environment clean.”

This isn’t a bad idea. As much as I HATE having to pick up steaming bowel nuggets, I hate it even more when I see that shit on the street. Sometimes when I’m walking on the sidewalk, it feels like I’m playing hopscotch, because I’m trying to avoid stepping on poo.

Cities should also consider doing the same thing with humans. Have you seen some public toilets? Some of them look like the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory exploded all over them. And the whores responsible for that madness just walk away. That should be a crime. My day has been absolutely ruined from walking in on a porcelain mudslide.


Thanks Sylvia

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