Clueless The Sequel: Starring Lynne Spears

September 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Meredith Viera interviewed Lynne Spears on “Today” this morning to talk about her new book “Through the Caca.” Basically, Lynne lives in her own world where she bakes cookies all day long like a good mother and really didn’t do anything wrong when raising her kids.

In the clip above, Lynne talks about how she wasn’t a stage mother. Brit Brit pushed her. When Brit started to become a star, Lynne couldn’t travel with her, because she had to stay at home and raise Jamie Lynne. She compares it to sending your kids to college. She said: “You don’t really know what they’re doing in college … just as Britney set out two years earlier to be a star.

She said it was all roses and cupcakes at first, but then it all turned when Brit Brit started to lose it. Lynne said she wasn’t ready for that. Obviously, she wasn’t. That’s why she turned around and walked away. Instead of helping out her crazy daughter, she wrote this shit book!

Lynne can’t fool me with her soft, Southern voice. Bullshit is still pouring out of her mouth.

And in the clip below, Lynne talks about how she was shocked to learn about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. I guess she didn’t get the hint when she heard her daughter doing sexy times in the next room.

Lynne found out when Jamie Lynn gave her a note that said she was pregnant. The note totally said: “Dear Ma, I done and got knocked up! Oh wells! Kisses and Possums, Jamie Lynn.

After Lynne read the note, she noticed that Casey’s feet were on the table (ok?) and that he wasn’t looking at her. That’s when she broke down and cried. Yeah, cried tears of joy at the thought of all the millions she was going to make off of this pregnancy!

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