Carrie Bradshaw Is Never Going Away

September 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Candace Bushnell, the author of “Sex and the City,” is writing a teen novel about Carrie Bradshaw’s filly years. Sex and the Locker Room! Sex and Detention! Sex and Homeroom! You get it.

Candace said: “I’ve always been interested in exploring Carrie’s teenage years. Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd – she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene.”

HarperCollins, the bitches publishing the book, said: “Teenagers are rabid fans of the Sex and the City book and show. I can’t wait to see what happens when Candace turns her sharp eye for social commentary to the other competitive jungle that is high school.”

Teenagers in high school are probably having more sex than me, so I guess this makes sense. Although, I think I liked this idea better when it was called “Square Pegs.” Seriously. That shit was sort of like SATC. Not really, but let’s just pretend for once.

Obviously, Patty Green is Carrie Bradshaw. Muffy Tepperman is Charlotte, LaDonna Fredericks is Miranda and Jennifer DiNuccio is Samantha. And what about Lauren Hutchinson? Well, I guess she’s Stanford.

Source: USWeekly

Tags: Sarah Jessica Parker

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