What did that stuffed monkey ever do to deserve this?! – Popsugar
Brit Brit looking sort-of okay? – Egotastic!
Jennifer Aniston going to the gym. Warning! There’s an up-close crotch shot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Wonky McValtrex with her gay leather flunkies – Towleroad
Hayden Panatroll got a ticket. Throw her in the clink! – IDLYITW
Rosario Dawson should punch her make-up artist – Hollywood Tuna
More from Stepford Katie’s secret closet – Cityrag
A little Robert Downey Jr. for a Hump Day afternoon – Lainey Gossip