What’s The Difference Between A Cat And A Skunk?

September 16, 2008 / Posted by:

A woman in Pennsylvania thought she was petting a neighbor’s beautiful and loving kitty cat, but it turns out she was actually giving affection to a skunk. She thought a skunk was a cat! This is some Pepe La Pew shit!

Instead of purring at her gentle touch, the skunk sprayed her ass and then ran into her house. HA. Wait. I just have to overstate the fact that the woman thought the skunk was a cat!

After the skunk pussy gifted her with its perfume, she called the police for help in getting it out of her house. She even admitted to them that she thought the skunk was a cat! I think I would’ve kept that little fact from them.

The cops spent hours trying to find the skunk. It’s not known whether they ever found it. It’s probably curled up on the lady’s lap right now, eating cat treats out of her hand.

In her defense, it was just before dawn. I guess a skunk could sort of look like a cat in the dark……after you’ve fallen on your head…..from drinking too much booze…..and smoking too much crack.

I’m sure the woman has learned her lesson and won’t go petting creatures in the dark. The coyote she accidentally mistakes for a sweet puppy might not be as nice as the skunk.

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