They Picked The Wrong Gayelle

September 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Ellen Degeneres is the newest face of CoverGirl. And yes, I said Ellen Degeneres and not Zac Efron. Ellen announced on her show today that she will star in commercials for CoverGirl that will begin airing next year.

Ellen, who probably doesn’t wear make-up when not on camera, said, “I am very, very excited about it. It’s a very cool thing, I’m honored and the photo shoot was ‘easy, breezy, beautiful … CoverGirl.’”

More like “easy, breezy, lezziful….

I like Ellen. If she made me cookies, I would eat them, but she is not the right gayelle for the job! I just have two words: ROJO CALIENTE! The world needs to pull the dildo out of their asses and recognize this woman! She should be on billboards, in movies and in the oval office. She should be everywhere! The whores at CoverGirl made a mistake!

Unless, they did consider her, but realized that there is no way they can improve upon her natural beauty. Yeah, that must be it.

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