Tomorrow night, I’m going to go see Harry Potter’s magical peen in Equus on Broadway. Oh and the dude that’s attached to it is going to do some acting too.
I’m not sure if I would’ve bought tickets if I read this DanRad quote first. Okay, I still would’ve bought tickets, but now I have to find a way to somehow slip some Viagra into his water.
DanRad admitted that his peen gets a little stage fright before it makes its entrance. He calls it the “David Effect” after David’s battle with Goliath.
He said: “He (David) wasn’t very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much that effect. You tighten up like a hamster.”
Tighten up like a hamster? Has he been hanging around Richard Gere lately?
Dan went on to say: “The first time it happened, I turned around and went, ‘You know there’s a thousand people here, and I don’t think even one of them would expect you to look you best in this situation.'”
Um….I expect him to! That’s the reason I’m going! Harry Potter’s junk should get top billing. I don’t want to see a melancholy peen onstage. I want that shit standing proud, ready to give a fucking monoglue. Shit, I want his peen to open up its lips and address the audience.
Those of you that won’t be able to see DanRad’s scared turtle live, (NSFW) click here to see some pictures taken from a camera phone. I still need to see that shit for myself! If I wave at it, do you think it will wave back? For $100 a ticket, it better!