Mischa, Don’t Follow Him To The Hotel Library

Sominex’s couple of the day alert! Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett left Bungalow 8 in London last night and headed straight for his hotel. Hopefully, Mischa’s stupid ass skipped the hotel library and went directly to his room. It might have been what I like to call an “Easy Pass lay,” because The Daily Mail reports that Mischa was seen leaving his hotel one hour later.

I knew it! Josh looks like one of those types that barfs before reaching the toilet. You know the types. Orgasm robbers. They make everything so akward. They stand there, holding their weepy junk, apologizing for cumming before you even get started. You really want to curse them the fuck out and hit them with a phone or somethin. As they clean their sorry asses up in the bathroom, you piss in their shoes as punishment. No, I’m not speaking from experience. Yes, I’m lying.

Anyway, Mischa and Josh make sense to me. It was probably just one night of non-passion, but they work as a couple. They both have the personality of a wet piece of Styrofoam.