Meeeeowwww!

September 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I don’t think Jocelyn Wildenstein was what her boyfriend had in mind when he posted a personal ad that read, “man seeking sexy cougar.” He got a cougar alright, a fucking real live one.

The stunning Jocelyn and her longtime boyfriend Lloyd Klein, who is legally blind (I’m joking), had lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by “lunch” I mean liquid lunch, because she can only open her mouth wide enough to barely stick a straw in.

I fear for Jocelyn. She lives in Beverly Hills where Sharon Stone also resides…… For Jocelyn’s sake, I hope she never runs into the evil Cruella de Stone! Jocelyn would be slung over Sharon’s shoulder before you could say “karma.”

P.S. – Does anybody know if Jocelyn was in Pennsylvania recently? Maybe that poor lady wasn’t sprayed by a skunk. Maybe she was sprayed by a Wildenstein!

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