I didn’t give you any full Blaaaake peen (see below), so maybe this will do for now. Although, it’s not much. Seriously, if you blink you’ll miss it.
Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins likes to blog. Apparently, he likes to blog in the nude. Don’t look at me. I don’t play that game. Poop and blog, yes. Nude and blog, no.
The other day Chris posted a picture of the Redskins playbook and uploaded it to his blog, but failed to see his drowsy one-eyed worm saying “hiya” at the bottom of the picture. Click here to see it, but you might get more excitement out of opening your refrigerator and staring at the cold hot dogs.
And if you notice, Chris’ one-eyed worm is precariously close to that notebook. That’s a paper cut on the peen waiting to happen.
Chris’ family is upset about his wang showing up on the internet. Pff! What’s to be upset about? Peen happens!