Eva Mendes Has A Lot To Be Proud Of

September 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Eva Mendes has accomplished a lot in life. I’m not talking about all the movies she’s been in or all the “most sexiest” lists she’s been on, I’m talking about the fact that she’s fucked in all 50 states.

Eva said: “I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” She said she had the best sex in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” And what about the worst? She said Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state. Levi Johnston, put your hand down! You’re not available.

Many of us haven’t even been to all 50 states, let alone done sexy times in it. Eva is a true American hero! I’m sure her parents have a bumper sticker that reads: “My daughter got fucked in all 50 states. Yee-haw!” My parents would!

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