Would You Hit It?
September 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
62-year-old Davy Jones’ somehow got it in his mind that it was a good idea to show off his pepawchichis while performing in Staten Island, NY this past weekend. Damn. His tittays are no joke. They look like if you slap them, they’ll slap you back. I’d love to see a boxing match between Aretha Franklin’s champion chichis and Davy’s moobs. Obviously, Aretha’s rack would be the winner, but Davy would put up a good fight.
And yes, I’d let him hit it, but only from the back. Although, Davy would need to pile his boobies into a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra, because those things look like they have the power to knock me out.
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