When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. – Cheez-It on
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? – ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman’s vagina. – Salem 13
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