Morning Wood
September 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Ashton Kutcher is a high school football coach. It’s not like he has anything else to do – A Socialite’s Life
SPF and JJ are still truckin’ along – Celebitchy
Rejoice! Brenda Walsh might return to the “90210” shit show – ICYDK
Megan Fox gets creamed – Popoholic
Jamie Lynn outsmarts the paps – Mollygood
Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra mini-film – Popbytes
MiserAlba trying to make her cold heart warm – I’m Not Obsessed
The whorebag formerly known as Jordan made The New York Times – NYT
Meg Ryan’s career is over and she knows it – Holy Moly!
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