Mario Lopez Vows To Keep His Top On

September 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Now that AC Slater is the new host of Extra, he wants to be taken seriously, so he has promised to never pose shirtless in photos again. He told People: “My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me. My TV projects are my main priority. And no, you will never see me host Extra without a shirt.”

Mario Lopez is good for two things: prancing around like a pretty fairytale princess and posing topless. If he’s not going to do either of those things, then he needs to quietly check into the nearest retirement home. His services are no longer needed.

But wait! Mario went on to say that he won’t take his shirt off for photo shoots, but he will take it off for “Nip/Tuck.” Yeah, he’s confusing. Mario will reprise his role this season. He said: “Dr. Mike might not be taking anymore showers at the gym with Christian, but he will lose his shirt.”

All the body waxing he does is fucking with his brains. You know what, I change my mind. AC Slater, keep the shirt on and while you’re at it, put on a muzzle too.

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Mario Lopez

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