Get Megan Fox a barf bag. If she has to see little Miley Cyrus shake her shit for Mickey Mouse one more time, she’s going to up chuck a bunch of David Silver jizz.
In an interview with GQ Magazine, Megan explains why she hates the baby whore machine known as Disney. She said: “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded: “Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
They make them wear belly shirts?! That should be a fucking crime in itself. Nobody should ever wear belly shirts. Ever. Well, only this dude should be allowed, but nobody else!
You know, Megan can’t act her way out of a used condom, but I still like her. She’s a filthy whore who isn’t afraid to stand up for fellow sluts! Yes, the Mickey Mouse Mafia will probably put a hit out on her ass, but it’s worth it.
Megan also talked about this picture of her grabbing David Silver’s salchicha. In typical slut fashion, Megan shrugged it off as not being a big deal:“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
Megan is a breath of fresh whore! Finally, a slut who is proud of being a slut and isn’t about to apologize for it! That’s right, us sluts just “cup” dick in public and there’s nothing wrong with that!