Blame The Grey Hoodie

September 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, metal barricades were set up outside for Marc Anthony’s stupid ass birthday party. HoHan, who is staying at the hotel, was making her way in when her big lesbian foot tripped over the barricade. Clumsy ass gayelle! HoHan mistakengly thought one of the pappies tripped her, so she turned around and punched him in the nose. Confessions of a broken snout!

reports that HoHan was on her phone at the time and said, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.”

The cops were called, but no arrests or charges were made.

A couple of weeks ago the “it thing to do in Hollywood was to have get knocked up with twins. It looks like the newest “it” thing to do is to attack a bitch with a camera. Kanye did it, so did Nicole and now HoHan! Soon, the paps will have to start wearing armored suits and hire their own bodyguards.

If HoHan hit me, I’d probably just laugh it off. It would be the first time I was fisted by lesbo.

Click here to see the video. If you notice, HoHan is wearing a grey hoodie. Kanye also wore a grey hoodie when he attacked a pap. And remember that umbrella incident starring out very own Brit Brit? She also wore a grey hoodie. Grey hoodies bring out the rage in celebrity skanks!

Bring in that hoodie for questioning! Methinks there’s a dangerous new hoodie gang on the loose and it must be stopped!

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