Before we get into this non-story about Aubrey O’Day, I must comment on that poor poochie. This picture is fucking with the fragile parts of my very soul. Someone get Peta on the clam! That dog looks like a melting Firecracker Popsicle. It’s holding on to her skank stick for dear life while trying to covers its private areas from the paps. I’ll have my dog send Aubrey’s pooch a care package of OxiClean, nail polish remover and puppy panties.
Now on to the non-story! Aubrey recently told OK! that she turned down a role in the new “90210” show in order to do “Hairspray” on Broadway. No, the role she turned down was not the female lead. It wasn’t even the Jessica Walter part. Although, Aubrey can easily pull off playing a drunk senior citizen.
The important role was the girl who gets caught sucking Ethan’s dick in the pilot episode! I’m sorry, but there’s no way I would miss out from having “girl sucking dick in car” on my resume.
Aubrey probably turned down the role when she was told that she couldn’t actually suck his dick.