Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk from “I Love New York.” The girl is an Oscar winner and she’s going to marry a dude who probably had a couple of sword fights with New York. I mean, the dude most likely tossed New York’s salad and licked on her nuts! NO!
JHud’s rep told People: “I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.”
The two have been dating for less than a year. They have been seen together a few times, but have pretty much kept their shit on the down low. I don’t blame JHud. Why the fuck would you want to be seen with one of New York’s leftovers?!
JHud is either knocked up or she’s extremely dickmatized. I don’t care how good the dick is. He’s had his tongue down New York’s masculine throat! That’s a deal breaker.
Seriously. Good dick is both a curse and a blessing. It will make you see the world like a beautiful fairytale wonderland, but it will also make you fuck up your life by marrying a reality show douche!
And what happened to the dude JHud was with for so long? The dude she fell in love with before “American Idol”? JHud needs to wake up from this “good dick fog” and see the light!