When Wonky McValtrez isn’t busy making fuck tapes and boning everything with a peen she can get her rat claws on, she’s out doing normal people stuff. Only when she does it, she still looks like a dumb prostitute who forgot to wipe the jizz from her eye.
First, the Garbage Pail Kid flunky was at The Ivy with her mutant kin, Nicky. Then, approximately two hours later after being stuck in traffic, she stopped at McDonald’s for worm burgers and fat ass fries. Delicious! I wonder if she got a sperm McFlurry with that? McSpermie!
For someone who’s so skinny, why does she stuff her nasty mouth in a two hour time period? It’s one of two things, either she’s knocked up since “everybody’s doing it,” or her crabs have quite an appetite. I’m going with the latter.
And why is that McDonald’s employee smiling at Wonky?! They never smile at my ass! They usually just roll their eyes at me, suck their teeth and then tell their co-worker that they can’t wait to get their “drink on” tonight.