Dear Empress, Step Away From The A-Hole

September 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday, the Ivy rolled out the royal carpet for the Empress of Lucite and that piece of trash Prince Von A-Hole. The always gracious and elegant Shauna Sand allowed that bag of hot donut sweat to bestow her with some cheap lingerie. Being the kind soul that she is, Shauna accepted Prince Von A-Hole’s gifts with a beautiful smile. But we all know that the minute she puts on that sleazy shit, her celestial skin will melt it off. The Empress of Lucite is much too pure for tawdry shit like that! Only the finest shit from Paris belongs on her skin.

I’m a little worried for her, though. She didn’t wear her exquisite lucite heels yesterday, which means her powers weren’t as strong. This is probably why Prince Von A-Hole was able to touch her without his greasy paws getting burned by her blistering elegance.

Here’s more of the natural beauty with a nasty beast on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles yesterday.

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