Cindy McCain Called, She Wants Her Hair Back

September 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Here’s the grotesque duo, Twit & Twat ,attending the 4th Annual Pink Party to Benefit Cedars-Sinai Womens Cancer Research Institute in Santa Monica yesterday.

Is there something fraudulent going on here (COUGH!!! fake ass made for TV relationship COUGH!!!)? Seriously, if these two were actually together, there’s no way Heidi would let Spencer look like he just rolled out of a pile empty beer cans and puddles of his own urine. He looks like a fucking hobo. And not even a hot hobo who might give good sexy times.

And what the stitch popping pus draining hell is going on with Heidi’s lips? They are out of control! Hopefully she keeps plumping her face labia’s so they get too heavy to speak, let alone sing. She is such a famous-for-nothing dumb twat plastic surgery addict. If she continues jamming dirty needles in her face she will look like Mike Tyson punched her in the fucking mouth.

Say NO to cheap plastic surgery! You can do it Heidi, I have faith in you. Or should I say I have faith in your producers? Hmmm…

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