Nicole Richie was leaving the Charlotte Ronson after-party in NYC the other night when a Swedish tourist started taking her picture. A witness told Page Six that Nicole handled it the Kanye West way. The witness said Nicole shouted at them, “I’m not an animal,” and then she “jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl’s hand, and smashed it to the ground.”
Wow. Nicole Richie jumping over a velvet rope? That sounds kind of cute actually. It probably looked like a tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard.
And what Nicole didn’t realize is that the Swedish tourist was taking her picture because she really thought Nicole was an animal! A marmoset with a silly headband. Seriously, Nicole needs to loosen that baby belt on her head and chill out! She should be happy that people are still taking her stupid ass picture.
Below is a video of a sweet and tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard. I take it back. There’s no way Nicole looked this cute.