The city of Hollywood got an extra shot of homo faaaaaabulousness yesterday when the Village People received their star on the Walk of Fame. That star looks so bland. It should be extra sparkly or something. This is the Village People we’re talking about!
Some of the original members of the Village People weren’t even there which totally sucks. The original cop, Victor Willis, managed to show up. He watched the ceremony from the sidewalk. He also wore a cop costume that was probably found in the “last chance bin” in the Halloween section at KMart. A couple of LAPD officers had to check Victor’s fake gun to make sure it wasn’t real. That fucking makes me sad. Victor shouldn’t be standing on the sidewalk in a paltry cop uniform. He should up there with the rest of those ripe fruits. Life isn’t fair.
Charo was also on hand to congratulate the dudes. I’d like to think that Charo accidentially walked in on the ceremony. In my head, Charo spends her Fridays afternoon, strolling through Hollywood, coochie-cooing for all the tourists. She’s so fucking hot.