While Chestica Simpson was busting out the eardrums of baby pigeons with her country croaking on “Good Morning America” last Tuesday, a group of Chuckies provided some real entertainment. Ain’t that a bitch! Getting upstaged by fucking Chucky! When a group of dancing Chuckies are more entertaining than you are, it’s probably time to move to Plan B. Or in Chestica’s case, Plan S. The S is for SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Even though the dancing Chuckies have serious moves, I’m a little disappointed with them. I mean, Chestica isn’t that far away from them and they are holding sharp weapons….. I guess they figured that she’s already committing enough bloodshed by opening up her frog trap.