Ben In A Wig

Some bitch once told me that Ben Affleck isn’t a stranger to wearing fake hair, so his head is probably right at home with this Jesus wig on.

Ben sort of looks like this one hot homeless dude in my neighborhood who always looks at me with lusty eyes. It’s probably just a combination of him being stoned and me being delusional. I swear, if Hot Homeless Dude had a sign one day that read, “Will hit it for food,” I’d immediately take him up on his offer. Who cares if his super scabies would probably set up camp on my ass cheeks! That’s what the free clinic is for.

Ben wore this shit on his head for a movie called “Extract” with Jason Bateman. Is that shit low-budget? They couldn’t even afford to throw that polyster mop into a tub of RIT, so it matches his beard? Anyway, here’s a few more pics of Ben looking dick cheese fresh on the set in Los Angeles yesterday.