Who Is The Father Of Kelly Taylor’s Kid?

I know. There’s no way Mimi La Rue is the father. First of all, she’s not male. Second of all, she’s in heaven. Third of all, she would never get near that skanky tramp Kelly Taylor! I just wanted to post her beautiful picture. I miss seeing her cranky face.

So! The father of Kelly Taylor’s 4-year-old son will be revealed on “90210” this Tuesday. I’ll have to watch it on Wednesday night, because of my Tivo issues. The producer bitches of the show told People that there’s a possibility the daddy will show up on a future episode.

Kelly has already said that she went to high school with the daddy and they have a history. They stopped talking after high school, but did sexy times together 4 years ago and she got knocked up. I knew Kelly didn’t use protection. Dirty tramp! Kelly and the daddy haven’t had much contact since.

Also, on the first episode, Kelly was on the phone with Brandon Walsh when her kid walked in.

Personally, I’m hoping that it’s Nat. He needs a major storyline. But I’m pretty sure it’s going to be Brandon. At least, I hope it’s Brandon. Dylan has probably spent the last 5 years in a mental hospital because he never got over losing the love of his life….Brenda. Furthermore, why do I care?

While I stew on that question, watch this scene between that fugly whorebag Kelly and the legendary Miss Walsh. All I want is for Brenda to smash that cup over Kelly’s stupid head. And I laughed when Brenda said Donna’s baby is “cute.” Brenda is such a good liar.