Tommy Girl’s Newest Recruit?

September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl’s crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.

A source said, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn’t she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What’s better than that?

Tommy Girl’s caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn’t know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn’t allergic to ASS DUST!

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