These Three Actually Made A “Most Stylish” List

UsWeekly has come out with their second annual list of the 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers. You know, because next to Vogue, UsWeekly is the go-to fashion bible. The list included Aubrey O’Day, Ty Ty Banks and that one frigid bitch from that one morning talk show.

Aubrey definitely belongs on that list. Nobody expertly mixes the styles of “cracked out disco dancer,” “hooker with a penis” and “burnt up Palm Beach socialite” quite like Aubrey. She is a true fashion artiste.

I also agree with their choice of Ty Ty, because if I don’t, she’ll sic her tenhead on me. Hasselcrack shouldn’t be on a “best” anything list.

The list also includes John Legend, Christian Siriano, Kelly Ripa, Gayle King, Sean Avery and Nina Garcia. Click here to see all the hos on the list.

Us completely fucked up by not mentioning one of the most stylish New Yorkers of all-time: ROJO CALIENTE!!!! This hot bitch makes an outfit from the clearance bin at Men’s Warehouse look like a million dollars! She is a style icon. Just the other day I wore a pair of old pleated khaki shorts in her honor. And I can’t believe I just admitted that I own a pair of pleated khaki shorts.