September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

After much anticipation, Robert was excited to finally have sex with a squirter. – herroyalflyness


Of all the fraternity’s pranks, telling the blind guy that he was sleeping with Britney was the cruelest. – loozer

Unlike humans, only 1 in 100 barrels of beer are dumb enough to get married and not get taken down and passed around. – hoozer

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