Kanye’s MacBook Air Is Alive!

September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Don’t stop praying for Kanye West’s MacBook Air. Yes, it’s still alive, but Kanye hasn’t done a caps-filled angry rant about his arrest yet.

The only thing he posted on his blog was this: “We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!”

At least he’s giving his MacBook Air some time to strengthen up and prepare for the furious beating it’s going to get from Kanye’s phalanges. Phalanges is a silly word. I need to use it more often.

TMZ reports that Kanye might not be charged at all. Kanye’s assistant is the one who did the most damage. He broke two cameras totaling around $8400. In California, fucking up property worth more than $400 is considered a felony.

Kanye broke a camera light which is worth $100. Therefore, his assistant will probably be charged with a felony and if Kanye is charged at all, it would only be for a misdemeanor.

How much do you want to make a bet that Kanye Walks! Sorry. It was just laying there for me. I had to write it.

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