JLo Called In Sick

JLo was supposed to be the final guest judge on “Project Runway,” but she hurt her foot and couldn’t make the runway show today. Hey, don’t laugh! It must be hard on her poor feetsies having to carry around that four-ton ego every single day. One of her feet finally cried “mercy” and gave in.

She really doesn’t need the use of her stupid feet to sit there and judge a fashion contest. Skeletor could’ve put her ass on a dolly and wheeled her in. It’s not like the bitch walks around anyway. Even if her hoof wasn’t jacked up, she would’ve been carried in. I guess this means JLo’s not going to compete in a triathlon this weekend. How fucking convenient. She’s going to make the Dragon Tales Twins compete in her place.

Tim Gunn replaced JLo as the finale judge. He’s better than her ass anyway. Nobody cares about fashion more than Tim Gun! I mean, when he’s looking at a dress, he always puts his hand on his chin. That shows that he cares and is really thinking this shit through!

Project Rungay has pictures from the entire show. All six remaining designers showed collections, so there isn’t any major spoilers on who the finalists are. I’m totally rooting for that grouchy ass Korto! Have you ever seen her crack a smile? She’s my kind!