It’s Nice To See That Wino Is Doing Well

September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

And by “well” I mean she’s still a fucking mess. Amy Wino emerged from her crackie den last night to DJ at some club in Camden. Wino is probably the worst DJ ever. She just puts on a Pink Floyd record and plays it over and over again. Every few minutes the record scratches and comes to a halt, because Wino has passed out on it.

When the Crackie of Camden came out of the club at around 3:30 in the morning, she once again tried to attack a few pappies. It’s her way of saying “hello.” The paps also noticed that she had a “mysterious” package in her bra. Pff! Don’t jump to conclusions. It was just her copy of the Lord’s Prayer.

You know, if Mitch Wino wasn’t busy trying to be the next Lynne Spears, he could probably work this child out. If he pulled his head out of his gummy ass, he’d realize that Wino DJing at a club probably isn’t such a good idea. Oh fucking well.

At least her pumps look sort of clean….. I’m trying to look for the silver lining!

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