Faith Dealer By Day, Coke Dealer By Night

September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Holy cokey! Reverend Christopher Layden, a catholic priest, has been arrested and charged with selling coke from his church office and rectory. 33-year-old Chris was busted on Wednesday at St. John’s Catholic Newman Center on the University of Illinois campus in Urbana. The cops were able to catch him thanks to a little help from an “informant.” Jesus works in mysterious ways.

Cops confiscated three grams of coke during their search of his rectory. But did they search his rectum?

Fox News reports that Chris pleaded not guilty to “two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.” The charges are more severe because he committed the crime on church property. His bail was set at $50,000. The Catholic Diocese of Peoria has suspended him.

I wonder what Rev. Chris’ confessionals were like? “Forgive me father for I have sinned…..and can I get half a gram?” Rev. Chris would respond, “Say twenty Hail Marys and

And do you think Rev. Chris blessed the coke? That’s a selling point!

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