Douche With A Donut

September 12, 2008 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t figure it out from the overwhelming stench of dirty douche water reeking from these pictures, it’s Pete Wentz in a disguise. A disguise that makes him look like Ned Flanders going to a Halloween party as Doris Day.

Only this twat bag could make a delectable donut look like a throbbing, wart-ridden butthole. And Ashlee’s jeans are so fucking tight on him that I can pretty much see his uterus.

Here’s more of the attention whore passing out baked crap and t-shirts from his new line in Los Angeles yesterday. For his sake, I hope Pete didn’t wear this stupid shit in front of Papa Joe. Fake-looking blonde hair on a dumb vagina is all it takes for Papa Joe to pop a boner.

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