Yesterday, I posted a few pictures of Brit Brit with a clean weave getting her “pitcher” taken by Patrick Demarchelier for Vogue magazine. Well, I was lie-telling, because the shoot wasn’t for Vogue. E!’s Marc Malkin reports that the pictures must be for some other magazine. Hmm…what magazine? Is there a Cheeto Lovers Weekly Newsletter?
Brit was last on the cover of Vogue in November 2001. The issue went on sale only a few weeks after 9/11. The issue didn’t sell very well. The source went on to say, “Anna Wintour will never put her on the cover again. She’s just not a Vogue kind of girl.”
Basically, Vogue didn’t have enough cash in their Photoshop budget to put Brit Brit on the cover. And Anna Wintour better watch her bony ass! She has just declared war on the Cheetoloonies! Tomorrow morning she’s going to wake up with a pile of jumbo Cheetos puffs at the foot of her bed and she’s going to be terrified! And then she’s going to eat a couple. Well, they’re irresistibly cheesy!