I had to rub my eyes a few dozen times to make sure I read this shit right! Yesterday in Manhattan, MiserAlba, Baby Honor and her bodyguard got on the subway at Union Square to go to Brooklyn. The fucking subway! I would mortgage my soul to the devil to see MiserAlba on the subway.
Most bitches on the subway already look like they’re waiting for a reason to curse you the fuck out. Me included. I can only imagine what MiserAlba’s cranky ass face looked like while riding the train. In my dreams, I’m picturing that the train was completely full. When MiserAlba entered, nobody looked or offered her a seat. She had to stand the whole way while killing those hos with her eyes. Even Baby Honor joined in.
MiserAlba was in Brooklyn to see a new apartment. I’ve included a picture of the building in case any of you are looking to move there. Beware! There may be a dark cloud living over you!
Here’s more of MiserAlba with Honor in Brooklyn and also some pictures of them with “Just in it for the” Cash Warren in Manhattan. Oh and MiserAlba’s not smiling because she’s happy. She’s smiling because she still has the post-pregnancy farts.