Maybe Zac Efron Can Give Him Tips?

September 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Mario Lopez probably thought he looked like a sexy piece when he showed up to an EA Sports event last week, but unfortunately the chicks around him didn’t feel the same way. Rush & Molly claims that everyone was talking about how much foundation and mascara AC Slater had on. Fuck the mascara and foundation. Did he brush his eyebrows with a Sharpie? If he did, he’s my new soul ate. Sharpie and lucite are the fastest way to my black heart.

Mario should ring up the cover girl of all cover girls, Zac Efron, for a few beauty tips. While Mark is waiting for Zac to call him back, he should watch this educational video courtesey of Donna Mills. Don’t forget to “feather” your eyeliner!

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