Owner of the most grotesque frankenbellies in the world, Tara Reid, is engaged to Julien Jarmoune. Julien is a French fashion executive for J & Company. Julien is also legally blind. That’s not confirmed, but I don’t have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid.
One of Tara’s friends told The National Enquirer that the two met while Tara was doing research for her own fashion line. The friend went on to say, “Tara’s really in love with this guy, and he’s had an amazingly calming effect on her.”
Does the “amazingly calming effect” he provides her with come in powder form? Everyone knows the way to Tara’s heart is through her nose.
Tara’s friend also said that Julien has been a good influence on her. “She’s trying to clean up her reputation. Julien has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she’s finally gotten her act together. They’re talking about a wedding next summer.”
Wonky Tits Tara is going to make a beautiful summer bride. I’m sure she’s already ordered a custom made replica of this wedding dress.