Katie Holmes Is Rollin’

September 11, 2008 / Posted by:

The good hos at Gawker have pointed out that Katie Holmes’ latest “look at me” jeans were obviously made to be worn at a RaVe. I have to agree. All she’s fucking missing is a pacifier, glowsticks, dozens of beaded bracelets and a Cookie Monster backpack. Been there, done that. I’m surprised I still have my hearing after spending hours with my ear pressed up against the speaker, trying to “roll” with the bass. So fucking stupid.

Anyexctasy, here’s Stepford Katie shuffling around NYC today. I’d rather she go back to tight-rolling her shit. And I think Tommy Girl is hiding in her bag.

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