SORRY, woops, I mean, sorry for all the caps. It’s the Kanye West in me. According to TMZ, Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism.
While at the American Airlines terminal (he doesn’t have a private jet?), a pap started taking pictures of him. Kanye wasn’t feeling very photogenic, so he snatched the pap’s camera and smashed it on the ground.
TMZ started filming it with their own video camera when Kanye’s assistant tried to stop them. The camera dude and Kanye’s assistant started fighting over it. The assistant won and he threw the camera to the ground, breaking it. Kanye then tried to get the tape from TMZ’s guy.
Kanye and his assistant are currently being booked.
Oh….shit! I can’t wait for the epic blog posts from Kanye to follow. You better stand back when Kanye starts blogging, because his angry ass words will probably smash your screen to bits. I’m afraid his poor MacBook Air might not survive. It’s already entered into the witness protection program. It knows what’s coming.