Jenny And The Scot?

September 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Pizza Face Diaz is currently boinking Jennifer Aniston’s ex, Paul Sculfor, so it makes sense for Jenny to pick up Cammy’s leftovers. Hollyweird is just one big key party. According to the Mirror, Maddox’s arch rival has been seen with Gerard Butler.

Lainey also claims that Jenny and Gerard were “canoodling” at the Hyatt in Toronto on Sunday night. Gerry apparently had his hand on her thigh and also rubbed her shoulders and back. Methinks Gerry was trying to calm Jen down, because as soon as he started talking to her, she said, “ohmygodiloveyou…ithinkiloveyou….letsgetmarried…wait..impregnantwehavetoget married …ohno…yourgoingtoleaveme…iknowitiknowit…youregoingtoleaveme ….. NOOO!!!

Gerry didn’t have a Valium on him, so he just rubbed her back. A back rub from Gerry is better than Valium. However, Gerry’s niceness is going to backfire! He doesn’t know what he’s dealing with. Someone send him the paperwork to file a restraining order just in case. It’s good to plan ahead.

Seriously, I hope Jenny is just using him for a little quick dick. Hopefully, that’s what her plan is. Gerry is a total heartbreaker. You can tell. Jen just needs to get in, get on, get off and then get out! But something tells me she’s already added him to her “future husband inspiration board.

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