Gina Gershon aka Cristal Conners aka my silver screen idol put on a pair of sexy Lens Crafters glasses to play Sarah Palin in a new video for Funny or Die. I thought Tina Fey would make a good Palin, I was wrong! Cristal’s Sarah is almost spot on. Polar bear shit!
If only Cristal randomly threw in one of her amazing lines from “Showgirls.” “You are a whore, darlin’. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see!” is my all-time favorite. Ugh. Now I have to watch “Showgirls” for the millionth time again tonight.