ANTM: Sheena’s Chichis Are Real, No They’re Not

September 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Sheena the Warrior Princess of Harlem continues to be my favorite ho on Ty Ty’s hour of crazy aka “America’s Next Top Not-Model.”

During last night’s judging, Paulina, asked Sheena if she had fake tittays. Instead of saying “none of your beeeeeezwax,” Sheena immediately said they were real. But after judging finished, she came forward and admitted they were as fake as that fugly hag Clark. Ty Ty’s response was: “I knew they were real.” Of course, she knew. Ty Ty’s forehead has magical powers. It’s all-knowing. I’m surprised Ty Ty didn’t tell Sheena how many CCs of silicone she had in her plastic sacks.

The judges all applauded Sheena for being honest even though she lied about it to begin with. Don’t worry. Ty Ty doesn’t forget. She’s going to bring this up later and use it as a reason to eliminate Sheena. It’s going to come back to haunt her. The editors will make sure of that.

And let’s talk about Hannah, the girl with polar bear shit for brains. Hannah has basically been labeled the “racist” in the house. I don’t think she’s racist, I just think she’s a dumb bitch who was raised by Huskies. I sort of felt bad for her stupid ass when the other girls straight-up asked her if she was prejudiced. But then later, Hannah said that the girls ganging up on her was like “gang rape” and “gang violence.” Ty Ty really knows how to pick ’em. I can’t wait for the episode where Hannah is forced to pose naked with Isis. It’s totally coming.

Below is a clip of Sheen’s fake titty question do-over. And visit Top Model LiveJournal to see all the pics from the shoot. Why is Ty Ty’s picture always the worst?

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