Who’s Adam?

September 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Kiki Dunst and the Mac Dude have reportedly been exchanging fluids for a few weeks now, but she denies it. The two bed bug-ridden mattresses have even been photographed a couple of times together, but she STILL refuse to admit it.

Harper’s Bazaar (via UsWeekly) asked Kiki about her relationship with Justin Long, “I don’t know him from Adam. I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I’ve never seen him since.”

Kiki has the right idea. Deny. Deny. Deny. When someone asks her about crappy performance in “Marie Antoinette,” she should just respond, “That wasn’t me.” Or when they ask her why her flour tittay sacks hang so low, she should say, “I don’t know titties from Adam.”

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